so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy
"God damn it, there are nice things in the world- and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked."
— J.D. Salinger, Franny & Zooey (via uglierer)
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
then prepare for skeleton war
Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!
tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD